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46 degrees Celsius all over the country!
We're going on a trip to the highest altitude!
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Can you not hear me?!
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We've overcome countless limits, and we've finally arrived in Zenjitsu.
So, today is the evening of Zenjitsu.
Where are we?!
Ken'e Nagoya Airport!
Where is it?!
I've never heard of it!
It's an airport that we don't even know exists because it was built in the Middle East.
Taxi drivers are in a lot of trouble. Where is it?!
Where is it?!
Man, wait a minute...
I'm not in the mood at all.
It's Shimane!
What is Shimane?!
Isn't it a little dangerous?
No, I'm sorry to Shimane citizens, but...
No, it's like I've been looking forward to getting excited since we arrived.
It's a little dangerous now.
Anyway, when we arrive today, we'll go to the hotel and show you what a little nice hotel in Shimane is like.
We'll do a lot of sightseeing tomorrow, right?
No, you know, Tetsuya, Shimane is a hero, right?
(laughs)
Even if it's Fuji, I've heard of Fuji at events.
I've heard of Fuji at events and nationwide tours.
I'm not good at Shimane, but I'd like to go there with that in mind.
Okay.
Anyway, let's go to Shimane by plane!
Okay, we're here!
Yeah!
We came to a rental car rental shop right away from Izumo Enmusubi Airport.
Yes, yes, yes.
I just rented a car, and when I turned around from the rental car shop, I was surprised to see a big countryside!
It feels good to come this far.
When you arrive, there is a little urban place, and when you drive a car, it is like a countryside.
There is such a clean beach in the countryside, but it is dirty.
Hahaha.
It's nice that there is nothing.
Let's go to the hotel for now.
What hotel is it?
Kasuien South of Tamazukuri Hot Spring.
Isn't Tamazukuri Hot Spring amazing?
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's a proper Tamazukuri Hot Spring, isn't it?
Hahaha.
Well, let's introduce the hotel for now.
I don't think it's about ten minutes from the airport.
This is it.
Wow.
Hahaha.
Isn't this bigger than a beer box?
It's big.
What is this?
A-ri-ku-a-to-ma-to-ri-ku-a-to-ka.
What is this? I've never seen this letter before.
It's huge.
It's beautiful.
Wow.
There are buildings on both sides.
It's becoming a city.
It's here.
This is Matenro.
Hahaha.
Matenro in Shimane.
It's downtown.
Oh!
Hmm?
O-sen.
Tamazukuri Hot Spring?
It's here.
It's here!
Magatama-no-sato.
Tamazukuri Hot Spring.
It was Magatama-no-sato, wasn't it?
Wow.
The sunset is...
Japan's three biggest sunsets.
Wow.
The sunset is the most beautiful.
Oh, it was Japan's Shijimi Research Institute.
Wow!
I heard rumors that Shijimi is famous.
That's true.
If Shijimi is famous,
that means there are good Shijimi lunches.
If that's the case,
what are you going to do on a Tuesday night?
Today...
I wonder where we can go at night.
I'm looking forward to it.
Wow!
You! Don't make me do bad things!
I was wondering if you could see what it was like at night before you died.
What? What? What? No way!
What? This?
Is there such an angle?
It's almost like a U-turn.
No, this is the route back to my parents' house.
It's not a tourist road.
Really? Is it really up there?
Isn't it only about Aisandai Mikawa?
No one knows.
I don't know. I don't know. I can't compare it.
Oh, nice atmosphere.
It's nice.
I see.
It's been nice since we arrived.
It's nice.
Oh, it's nice.
It says "everyone is beautiful" and it's south.
We came to the hotel room.
We arrived.
We were guided by the hotel staff first.
Let's introduce it.
Let's go.
Here it is!
How is it?
It's nice.
The window is wide and it's nice.
I like the sofa.
It's not just for looking around.
There is a mountain just for looking at the view.
Yes, it's a mountain.
And...
It's like this.
There are two beds like this.
We were told that there is a safe and a towel here.
But when we went out, we were like...
What are they doing?
That's right.
Two men and a hotel in Shimane?
That's right.
Thank you for coming to our hotel today.
Today is your birthday, right?
Yes, it is.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Cheese.
Thank you.
What?
This?
We have a lot of plans.
Let's choose the best one.
What did you want?
Birthday plan?
Yes.
Since you went there for your birthday, you didn't get a birthday present.
You made a plan for your birthday.
That's right.
I was surprised.
I didn't know it would be this hot.
It's dangerous.
It's your birthday.
That's right.
It's good.
Please eat one and tell me how you like it.
It's strange.
It looks like it's going to come out of the top of the scrap.
I'll eat it for you.
Will it come out of the top of the scrap?
Will that come out of the top of the scrap?
I'll eat it for you.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Dinner was great.
It was great.
Shimane is a great place, isn't it?
It's good.
You can enjoy your daily life there.
I'm so satisfied that I feel like my trip will be perfect just by having this.
A place to play is also important.
Yes.
So, what is the night like in Shimane?
Is there such a thing?
For now, I don't think there is such a thing.
I think I'll fall asleep soon.
I'm going to look for a shop that is open at this hour and go there.
I'm going to eat Matsue City.
Where are we going this time?
It's a bar lounge.
It's a Tokyo-like genre, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Let's go.
I'm back.
It's 3:55.
I came back from Shizuoka.
I'm not talking about Shizuoka.
It was fun.
It was really fun.
We also played a game of guessing what Shimane citizens don't know.
We didn't know much about it.
We didn't have Lotteria.
We didn't make subway.
We put too much champagne in Tetsuya's bottle.
When we order a drink, we write it on a pen and give it to him.
Tetsuya.
Yes?
How much did you spend at that place?
I think it was around 7 o'clock.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
It's Shimane!
Okay.
I like Shimane.
Tetsuya.
Okay, Shimane.
It's 4 o'clock now.
I'll wake up at 7 o'clock and go to the hot spring.
Okay.
Good night.
Good morning.
I was supposed to wake up at 7 o'clock in the morning, but I went to the hot spring at 9 o'clock.
I had a great breakfast and finished my morning bath in a hurry and came here.
This is the main story.
Yes.
First of all, we came to Yaigaki Shrine.
Was it Enmusubi?
Yes, Enmusubi spot next to Izumo Taisha Temple.
And I researched Yaigaki Shrine and found something interesting.
I'd like to go there, but I can't find it at all!
Where is it?
I can't find it at all!
There are only about three cars parked in front of the car screen.
Sraaaaaaa!
We're riding around Ise Jingu, aren't we?
I found it!
It's here.
I thought it was a huge shrine, but it's small.
That's right.
This is it. Yaigaki Shrine.
Thank you for having us.
Well, it seems that God lives a lot in Shimane Prefecture.
This is Susano-o.
We are Susano-o.
Oh, Susano-o lives here.
What is this?
You sound like a puppy.
No, it's a mockery of everything.
This way.
Oh, but this way is...
Huh?
What is this?
Huh?
"What is this?" "Is it okay for this crack to be in?"
If you do 'ungh!' it will break.
"This area is getting crunchy." "It's getting crunchy?"
"It's said that the shrine is blessed with good fortune." "Yes, Yaigake shrine is."
"It's said that Princess Kushina is also around here." "Huh."
"Talking about Susanoo and Kushina... Huh?" "What's up?"
"What's up, what's up, what's up?" "What is it, what is it?" "Oh, what's up, what's up, what's up?"
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Huh?
What's up?
Oh!
It's...
It's a Chinese doll!
It's a Chinese doll, isn't it?
Yeah, it's a Chinese doll.
And it's like...
It's like it's popping out of the inside.
Hahaha!
Isn't it amazing?
This is exactly like it.
It's perfect, isn't it?
The molding.
It's leaning sideways.
Yes, this is...
Yes.
It's really a Chinese doll.
Oh, it looks like it, so we're not making fun of it now.
It's really displayed as a Chinese doll.
It's really a symbol of men's era.
To bless men and girls,
we're displaying it like that.
It really is from the era, isn't it?
It's amazing.
If it wasn't from a long time ago, I'm really not making fun of it.
Hahaha!
It's like eating bitter gourd for ore illness.
No, I think we should do it!
I don't have any ore illness.
You're saying you don't catch polio?
What about a thin foam barrier?
A thin foam barrier...
It's a condom, isn't it?
Hahaha!
Well, I'm looking forward to working with you in the future!
Hey!
I did it!
Good for you!
It's a barrier!
A condom-like barrier has been completed!
Thank you very much!
Hahaha!
Thank you!
Hahaha!
Wow!
This place is amazing!
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's beautiful!
This is art!
But I heard one more rumor, isn't it?
If there is a condom, there is also a sire part.
I heard a rumor like that.
It's true that yesterday's cabaret person said it.
Wow!
Huh?
Oh, there is also a sire part here.
Is there a sire part here?
This is a sire part.
What does it mean?
Oh!
This?
Oh!
Is that what it means?
It looks like this now!
It's in pretty good shape!
Wow!
Hahaha!
It's amazing!
Is this the whole story?
No, isn't this amazing?
I'm in a small room in a woman's newspaper now.
Hahaha!
It's an insane world view, isn't it?
No, but this is just amazing as a tree.
Why is this happening?
It's not like that.
Shall we go?
It's over now.
Is this the end of Yaikake Shrine?
Crab and squid!
Is this where you eat lunch?
I want to eat "nodoguro".
"Nodoguro" is famous, isn't it?
Yes, I'll explain everything you just explained.
Yes.
Do you remember? Do you remember?
Yes, well, first of all, from this "kanpachi",
well, the left side is "wasabi" and "nasu" and "miso" are also "wasabi".
Hahaha!
The strongest grilled "ham".
The strongest grilled "ham", yes, yes.
The strongest grilled "kanpachi".
"Nambanzuke".
"Nambanzuke" you say.
In a sweet way, well...
Kassuzuke
Cassuzuke you say, yeah?
I know you won't say that...
"Akanamako" álmond juice lamination, right?
That's dark, that's dark...
The most famous "sijimi" (de interview of】pork flavor miso soup.
What do you think, ji-chan?
It's quite hard to digest it.
All of yesterday's champagne is gone now.
Matsue's rock oyster.
I'm going to let you eat this 10 days old oyster.
Is that so?
No matter how much you eat, you can't get sick from it.
It's an ability.
Wonderful.
Wow, it looks so good!
I'm going to eat it now.
It's time for me to drink.
Dairy champagne.
It's so good!
He's done it.
It's so good.
This is so good.
That's what I'm talking about.
Rock oyster.
I found it. It's already coming out of my mouth.
Wow, it looks so good!
It's a bit dirty.
Can I eat it?
Go ahead and eat it.
Wow!
Wow, it's so good!
Wow, it looks so good!
I'm going to eat it now.
It's so good!
It's so good, I thought it was a plum.
On the contrary.
All I can say is "fuck" in the comments.
On the contrary, it's so good.
It's too good.
Wow, the meat is amazing.
It's so tender.
I'm going to eat it now.
Meat!
The fish is meat now.
Beef!
The food on the island is really wonderful.
I'm looking forward to the event.
I want to go to the event.
Warakku, I really recommend it.
It's a restaurant I can recommend with confidence.
Please come and visit.
Yes.
Matsuei station's parking lot is really...
I don't know.
What is this? It's crazy.
We've gone around.
Shimane is like this.
They don't let us do sightseeing well.
Shimane sometimes surprises me by herself.
"Eh, are you going sightseeing?" like that.
Really?
Isn't the moss amazing?
It's amazing.
It's insanely beautiful.
As soon as I said I'd report it...
It would be better to park the car nearby.
Naito, when you park the car...
Do you say "win"?
Yes, I do.
Do you say "win" or "dasu"?
Win, win, win, win, win, dasu.
Like a man?
We've arrived.
Yes.
There's a castle in the back.
I thought I'd go straight to the castle...
But here it is!
Ta-dah!
There's a fufunefune.
Fufufunefunefune!
Excuse me.
Yes, please come in.
Wow!
Thank you!
Oh, oh, oh!
Be careful going in!
Thank you for coming!
While this ship is going around the castle...
It goes through 17 bridges...
Of which 4 bridges are low...
And you have to lower the roof to get through.
Lower the roof?
That's right.
So we're going to practice lowering the roof...
So please join us.
Practice lowering the roof?
That's right.
Huh? Huh?
Wow!
It's going down!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Whaaat?!
It's really low!
Are you okay?
Whaaat?!
It's low!
It's precisely low.
What is this?
You practice turning the clock around and come back here.
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Then you place your left hand over the clock...
Wow, this is really nice!
There's a theory that this is a thumbnail.
Take a picture of it!
Yeah, this is nice.
This is crazy.
We're too busy right now.
This is going to be a thumbnail.
Whoa!
That was close!
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's really low!
Whoa!
The view is amazing!
This is amazing!
The boat was fun, wasn't it?
Yeah!
Man!
I was about to fall asleep!
It was so comfortable.
We really don't have time right now.
So we're going to go to Matsue Castle as fast as we can.
I'm going to have you take all of them.
All of them.
Take a picture!
What is that?
Sekihi Matsue Castle!
That's it for now.
We don't have time!
This isn't the time to be on a boat!
We have to hurry and go to Izumo Taisha.
If we didn't go here, I probably wouldn't be able to get married for the rest of my life.
My life is really on the line right now.
We don't have time, but...
In the first car, there was a scene where we only showed the outside and talked.
Yeah.
I want to put a picture in there, but...
This time, we want to take pictures of each other in this outfit.
We'll lie down in the grass over there, take a picture, and take it off as a green bag.
Shimane Prefecture's green bag.
What do you mean?
Here?
Yeah.
We'll lie down here...
I want you to close your mouth and say "I'm listening" and "I'm talking".
"I'm listening" type and "I'm talking" type.
Can you stop for a second and take a picture of me?
I'm going to use something like this.
Yes.
I can't take it off.
It's definitely going to be rough.
In the first half of the video, if you thought, "What is this wetland river?"
It was this.
The correct answer was Shimane Prefecture's green bag.
- Hurry up! - Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's 14 and a half now, and it takes an hour to get to Izumo Taisha.
The flight is at 17.
So we have to get to the airport by 16 and a half.
So the longest time for us to actually be at Izumo Taisha is 30 minutes.
That's short!
If you don't pray and tie the knot quickly, you'll never get married.
That's crazy! You tie the knot in an instant, you meet a girl at the airport,
you eat bread, you eat bread and you're in a hurry.
- You're trying to get on an airplane. - It's pretty hard work.
- You're pretty fast!
- And you change your clothes. - Why?!
Not at all!
"Not at all" isn't a good way of saying it!
Not at all is not a good way of saying it!
Wow!
This is amazing!
This is legit!
This is such a tourist attraction!
This is amazing!
This is the charm of the Enmusubi.
You don't need the Enmusubi, do you?
It's the same thing.
I bought a fortune with the Enmusubi.
Let's open it up.
Isn't there something like a big fortune or a small fortune?
I don't think so.
Isn't there something like an En?
It says "marriage" and "good luck"
It says "good trip"
good
"good" "marriage"
"good" "good"
good trip
"good" "good"
moving
"good" "good"
What's up with that?
good luck
If I had to ask for a favor, what would you ask for?
good luck
Is it green?
I don't know.
It may be different.
You should be green.
Hurry up!
What is "green"?
What am I going to do after I write "green"?
Since it's "green", I'll write "yellowtail" for now.
I'll put up a picture, too.
What kind of picture is this?
What is this?
It's a "green" person.
What is this?
It's funny, but...
It's good, but...
What am I doing with this time?
Introduction of the picture.
I've always liked humor.
I wanted to do something like this!
It's because you wrote "green" first!
I met someone I love from the bottom of my heart and brought her to the theater.
Is this the best?
It's embarrassing.
What the hell is this?
It's a regular fucking horse.
This is fast.
Even if you look at it from a distance, you can tell that there is one annoying thing.
But it's easy to understand.
Yeah.
I wonder which one I should craft as a god.
Oh, this is good.
Let's do this.
It seems like there is such an atmosphere.
It's nice that you can make a girlfriend this year.
Happy New Year!
Well, I pray!
Now, it's finally the real thing!
I'm nervous.
I think there are many people who wish for good luck.
Yeah.
Well, this time I'm ten times.
What?
I hope you have a good 50 yen.
It's 50 yen, so I'm waiting for you.
I hope you can make a girlfriend this year.
Why!
I can't help it.
I hope you can get married.
Why do you come all the way and wish for happiness for three years?
Even if I make a mistake now, my marriage is over!
I can't do it anymore.
3 hours and 46 minutes.
Something is wrong.
Let's run.
Let's go.
It's 4:37 now.
We made it to the airport in time for 5 o'clock.
What surprised me is that the reception starts at 4:35.
I was wondering if the reception would start just before that.
It's an inland line and there aren't many people, so I was wondering if it would be like a bullet train.
I saw the image you sent me in advance.
It's supposed to be at 18:35.
What? It's supposed to be at 5 o'clock.
It's 6 o'clock and a half.
It's 1 o'clock and a half and there is no one at the airport.
There is no one at the airport.
There is nothing at the airport.
When you say airport, you can hear it well, but there is nothing at the airport.
We are in a hurry.
We made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
I was hoping we wouldn't be late, but we were too late.
We were too early.
Anyway, it was fun.
It was fun.
We made it in time.
If you are tired or want to be healed naturally, let's go to Hishima.
We made a mistake at first.
It's not a place you can come and go, but it's a resting area where people who are tired can reach.
It's wonderful.
We will go to rest again.
See you in another prefecture.
Bye bye.